I look at the photo on the license. “Hey this isn’t me, it’s some Asian chick.”
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Welcome to the home of The Unlikely Adventures of Malex and Icepunk!
Long, long ago - 2004, in fact - Alex Markley and John Morgan took some classes together. Having nothing better to do, they hung out occasionally. Eventually, after John Morgan nearly killed himself in a lawnmower accident, Alex Markley realized that life was just too weird not to exploit it in the form of a serialized comedy.
Thus, The Unlikely Adventures of Malex and Icepunk was born!
Running for a year between 2004 and 2005, TUAoMaI was a truly amazing example of how much insanity can be conveyed in the English language. It was discontinued in the fall of 2005, but the vision lives on: To make people laugh.
To that end, we have recently re-released the novel as an ebook, which - due to the use of cheap electrons - can be delivered to you instantly without costing a significant fraction of your life savings. (That is, unless $6 is a significant fraction of your life savings, in which case I'm dreadfully sorry.) Additionally, we are re-releasing all fifty-two classic episodes right here and on MalexMedia.Net™, our parent site.
Thanks a lot for your time, and I genuinely hope you enjoy what you read here!
--Alex Markley
This is a production of the Malex Media Network™. We produce a number of really awesome things, and we have new content every week. So, if you like this, you should check out our website! Syndicate an RSS feed, post in our forum, or join the mailing list! There are several convenient ways to stay in the loop and interact with our team, so we hope to see you around!
Needless to say, I slam the door really hard as I leave. I think it might even be broken. Yet another thing to annoy Malex! Yay!
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