“No, NO!” we heard just beyond our doors, “I’ve got a wife and kids! Well, actually, she wasn’t my wife and I didn’t really feel like supporting the kids, but... NO!” The screams were cut short by a loud bang, which was immediately punctuated by the rhythmic thumping of a body going down the stairs.
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Malex finally snapped. "So can Linus and I stay with you or not?!"
Icepunk looked confused. "Why not? This whole time I've been under the impression that I was never going to get rid or you."
"Well, yeah..." Malex was obviously confused.
"Are you offering to leave?" Icepunk seemed hopeful.
"Not really, no."
"Oh well. Some other time, perhaps."
“Back, you horrible, brittle spawn of some hellish retirement home!”
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