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“It’s a leprechaun,” I respond exasperatedly, “and no, it’s not alive. If it was, it would have turned us into marshmallows by now.”
Bios
Malex
Notes: Affectionately referred to as ``the emotionally unstable one'', Malex will go from bold heroism to slouching depression to hopeful romance in the space of forty-two and a half seconds. He is a reluctant roommate with Icepunk.
Physical Features: Short and wide - built like a brick wall. His jet-black hair has an amazing disdain for gravity, and always appears to be reaching for the nearest passer-by to snatch up and consume.
Special Attributes:
- Malex can code like the wind, communicate with any computer system, and break into most any computer system that isn't already wide open. However, most of his computer skills are not used frequently, because he spends most of his time simply trying to stay alive.
- Malex, when mixing music as a DJ, has the (literally) breathtaking ability to kill people by messing up the most simple of transitions. Again, this skill is rarely used, because most clubs have gotten the hint.
- While his emotional instability may lead one to believe that Malex is unreliable, he has frequently shown himself to be able to rise to whatever the occasion calls for. He would never let his friends down, even if he's angry enough to kill them himself.
Icepunk
Notes: Many have come to refer to Icepunk as ``the violently crazy one''. All of them are correct. Icepunk is indeed crazy, and he does indeed frequently find himself neck-deep in dangerous situations that require a steady hand and a quick trigger finger to remedy. He is a reluctant roommate with Malex.
Physical Features: Icepunk is tall and thin. His long face is framed by erratically placed wisps of his spidery hair.
Special Attributes:
- Icepunk has the uncanny and unfailing ability to survive through the most deadly of situations.
- Icepunk is able to use any weapon he touches.
- Icepunk can speak with the hamsters in their native tongue.
- Icepunk is proudly unable to stop spending money. If he has it, he'll spend it until it's gone.
“Uh-huh. Talk about the table calling the toaster racist.”
Drawings by Peter Markley. Editing by Eve Markley.
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