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• Season 01 [Laugh While You Can, Monkey-Boy!]
  • 01x01 - Introduction - I woke up again, and immediately regretted it. I opened my eyes, and was greeted by the sight of... Well, I suppose I ought to explain myself a bit.
  • 01x02 - Mind-Bogglingly Lazy - By some twist of fate, my arch-nemesis and I are now sharing living quarters. Ah, surely Fortuna, goddess of fortune, has deemed me unworthy of her attention - possibly because I hit on her too many times.
  • 01x03 - Turntable Accident - I put on some clothes before heading outside. What a novelty!
  • 01x04 - Slappy Emerges - I had settled in for a long day's work. Specifically, I was working on trying to catch up on the sleep I had missed the night before. Sadly, however, MicroSlop had other plans.
  • 01x05 - Die, Teamwork, Die! - The receptionist, Perky, leads me up to some guy's office. Am I being fired already? Oh well, at least I get to share an elevator with Perky.
  • 01x06 - Return of the Slappy - It was late, and Icepunk had beaten me to the apartment.
  • 01x07 - Brotherhood of Hamsters - Finally, the day has come for us to reclaim our ancestral birthright and vanquish the Demon Bates. Or at least get some petty revenge and shoot stuff.
  • 01x08 - Echofly - I woke up, and the sunlight of late Saturday afternoon was laughing in my face. Icepunk had not yet returned. Bah.
  • 01x09 - Bunny From Hell - "How in the world can you be such an idiot?!" I exclaimed. "She obviously needed our help, and you got us kicked out like a herd of retards invading a Mensa convention!"
  • 01x10 - Icepunk Captured - I slowly look around the tiny, windowless room I'm sitting in. It's like the suckiest room on the planet, with the suckiest metal chair, the suckiest door and the suckiest table. Even the light-bulb hanging from the ceiling sucks.
  • 01x11 - Cow Complex - I lean back in my chair and sigh. I'm so young, yet I'm going to be killed over a little misunderstanding between myself and the CIA. Life sucks.
  • 01x12 - MuffinsAreYummy - "Well?" the alien demands. "What are you doing here?"
  • 01x13 - Tap Dancing For Bunnies - "Yup," said I, "he's still right where I left him."
  • 01x14 - Good Guys For Hire - A few days later, we received the money, split it, and started spending.
  • 01x15 - Cockroach Warfare - I prop my feet up on the desk and tip my stylish fedora back on my head. "Ah," I say to Malex, who is also wearing stereotypical private detective gear. "This ain't too bad. We just sit around and look cool. Forties cool, but cool nonetheless."
  • 01x16 - Lederhosen - Hi guys. Yes, I'm talking to you, the audience. No, this is not a regular episode. Icepunk and I have decided to do something quite different for this episode, and give you all a behind-the-scenes look at the process that we use to write this stuff.
  • 01x17 - Christmas With Slappy - Where did we leave off? Ah yes, as private detectives. We no longer had an office, and there really wasn't anything we could do to remedy that on Christmas day. So, we were stuck.
  • 01x18 - Big GameSloob - After that horrible Christmas, cold and alone, I called around, and procured a better office for our private detective business.
  • 01x19 - King Thubthub - Being entirely unsure of how to proceed, we followed Jubhead to his new apartment.
  • 01x20 - Four Idiots With Guns - As a programmer, I was impressed. And indeed, the virtual reality world we were tromping around in was quite detailed. The interface was brilliant also. My senses were so perfectly tuned to this new world that I was unable to even convince my body that I wasn't walking around on hard dirt, let alone figure out how the illusion worked.
  • 01x21 - Sailing Through The Night - We entered reality exactly as we had exited, except that there were now several mentally unendowed people standing over us.
  • 01x22 - Let Me Die. Please. - "Dang it Icepunk!" Malex is spluttering with rage. "You retarded lump of rodent excrement! Not only did you almost kill us, you also destroyed our client's prototype game system! Now, not only will he not pay us, he'll probably insist we pay to replace it, and possibly sue us for good measure!"
  • 01x23 - Linus of Arabia - It was pretty late by the time we arrived at the office. I set up a cot for Echofly in a corner while Icepunk put together a bill for the Kobb/GameSloob project.
  • 01x24 - Sea Whirled - I run over and kick the bunny a few times. "Gonna destroy our planet, huh?"
  • 01x25 - Do Not Touch This Button - "Why Dr. Zilly!" I exclaimed. "It's been a while! How are the wife and buttletts?"
  • 01x26 - Gravity Sucks - The hall was dark and empty. Nothing disturbed the silent gloom of the cheap apartment building, save the normal sounds of families engaged in various lively interactions.
  • 01x27 - Back To Work - Once everything had returned to normal - or at least as normal as was possible when there was a large quantity of sand in our apartment - we returned to the "Good Guys For Hire" office.
  • 01x28 - Another Case - "As we were saying," Robb said, "the combination of warrior and sleuth make your organization an excellent choice for the solution to this particular problem."
  • 01x29 - Unwieldy Facial Hair - We'd only been here for two minutes, and already several things had gone wrong.
  • 01x30 - Tree Society - We sat in what appeared to be a commons area on an exceptionally large branch of the exceptionally large tree. A fire was in the center of the elongated open space, and many natives were gathered. Some were engaged in primitive business, others danced around the fire, still others prepared food, and the young ones played games that involved running very fast and wrestling far more violently than their parents probably thought best. All in all, we were surrounded by a productive and thriving, if primitive, society.
  • 01x31 - Hideous Creatures - Our prospects were not good. We were trapped in a badly-architected cage by natives, who, cute as they were, were probably going to eat us or something.
  • 01x32 - The Very Face of Evil - Things had gone from bad to worse, and I had a feeling that `worse' wasn't half as bad as it was going to get before we were finally able to get out of this mess.
  • 01x33 - The Power of Cheese - Up and up the stairs we climbed. Eventually we came upon a platform which jutted outward from the tree at a distance which was twice as long as the staircase was wide. This platform joined four distinct stairways - two going up, and two going down. To allow full access, the staircases approaching the platform from below smoothly widened to twice their normal width. Thusly, it was possible to proceed upward or downward in two separate directions.
  • 01x34 - Mental Warning - We all returned at once, and I immediately cursed Robb and Bobb for making the transporter cubicle so small.
  • 01x35 - Festering Bubble Monkeys - Icepunk had left to find room for Thubthub to train his hamster warriors. Thubthub and a few other hamsters had left with him. That left me to continue organizing and cleaning with Linus, who wasn't able to help anyway.
  • 01x36 - LinusIsSatan.com - I close my open mouth and ask Zilly, "You're a turncoat? Seriously? Because I find that hard to believe." I stride over and grab Zilly by his collar. "Start talking, Dumbbutt. Who put you up to this?"
  • 01x37 - Telepathy - After concluding our business transactions, Thubthub and I buy milkshakes to celebrate. Thubthub slurps all of his before we get halfway home and asks me to buy another. I want to say no, but who can resist a hamster holding up his empty cup and batting his eyes?
  • 01x38 - Amazingly Incredible - As the aggregators of these chronicles, we feel it is our duty to warn you, the reader, that the details of any given event have been supplied by at least two different people, and that, especially in the following few episodes, these accounts frequently contradict each other rather violently.
  • 01x39 - Rent-A-Goon - Slappy and I face off, completely ignoring Malex, Zilly, the Goon Squad and an unconscious Linus. Thubthub is nowhere to be seen; he must be hiding somewhere.
  • 01x40 - Homeless - Icepunk and Slappy made their way down to the lawn in front of the apartment building, insulting each other the whole way.
  • 01x41 - Adorable Roadkill - Lacking a place to sleep and food in our bellies, Thubthub and I head for the center of town to search for these essentials.
  • 01x42 - Kewl-Aid - "Thubthub, quit whining," I say. "I don't have the money to pay for hospital care. My old medical insurance company backed out once they decided that I habitually made stuff up. I guess the whole `all the witnesses are dead' story got old after a while. Anyway, we need to get out of here tonight." I help Thubthub out of his bed so we can leave the hospital by way of the fire escape.
  • 01x43 - Stan and Stanlet - Completely repulsed by the horrible little suit that Icepunk forced me to wear, I traveled back to the thrift store in order to return it.
  • 01x44 - Rockets and Hamsters - "Oh yes," Malex said. "Somewhere in there, Icepunk returned to the apartment with a lot of explosives."
  • 01x45 - Lucky Charms - "Is this about that Leprechaun that bit it at the thrift store?" I ask the smoldering Leprechaun. "Because if it is, you should know that he started it by biting my leg."
  • 01x46 - Leprechaun War - "Stan and Stanlet have been captured," I state, pacing back and forth with my hands clasped behind my back. "We need to prepare the hamsters for battle. Thubthub and I will arm the hamsters and set up a perimeter inside the fort. Echofly and Malex, cower and weep like you're mortally afraid."
  • 01x47 - Healer - "We have to save Zilly and finish the extinction of the Leprechaun horde!" I say urgently.
  • 01x48 - Dead Beef L337 - "What makes you think you are going to just waltz out of Hell?" Stan asks. "I do have a reputation to maintain you know, now that I'm back in business as Satan."
  • 01x49 - Your Tax Dollars at Work - "Hey," I yell, "I hope you guys don't think I'm going to just hand my warehouse over to the government just because it contains a portal to Hell! I spent twenty grand of my hard-earned money on it!"
  • 01x50 - Jimmy Jimson - I rub the bruises on my head and neck. "By all rights, I should be dead. You almost killed me, you butt-faced charlatan!"
  • 01x51 - Impostor - "How convenient," Malex says sarcastically, "that you are suddenly blessed with telepathic powers, just in time to stop the Dumbbutts from overthrowing the city government!"
  • 01x52 - Stop. This Is the End. - I spent about an hour clearing off one of the desks so that I could scribble some notes. While I worked, Zilly and Echofly cleaned.